30 Funny Positive Quotes
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30 Funny Positive Quotes

Funny Positive Quotes – is this even a thing? Well, it is! Many successful people had to go through hardship until they became successful. However, without an optimistic point of view, it is hard to make any progress in life. These funny words will motivate and inspire you to work hard and succeed at whatever you want to.

Stay happy! Stay successful!

Funny Positive Quotes

  1. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” Zig Ziglar
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  2. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wilde
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  3. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” Joe Girard
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  4. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” Lily Tomlin
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  5. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” Steven Wright
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  6. “Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” Jeffrey Gitomer
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  7. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” Dalai Lama
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  8. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” Cathy Guisewite
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  9. When life gives you lemons, you might as well start a lemonade business.
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  10. “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” Benjamin Franklin
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  11. You can not make everyone happy, you are not ice-cream.
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  12. Be happy – it drives people crazy.
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  13. “Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.” Robert Brault
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  14. “The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.” Ayn Rand
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  15. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” Will Rogers
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  16. “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want to be done because he wants to do it.” Dwight D. Eisenhower
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  17. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
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  18. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” Thomas Eddison
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  19. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!” Audrey Hepburn
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  20. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get a warm feeling that it brings.” Robert Bloch
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  21. Life is too short to be serious all the time. If you can not laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll do the job.
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  22. Age is of no importance unless you’re wine.
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  23. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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  24. “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain
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  25. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz
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  26. “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley
  27. “When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?” – Sydney Harris
  28. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin
  29. “Bad decisions make good stories.” – Ellis Vidler
  30. “May the force of evil become confused on the way to your house.” – George Carlin

 

 

 

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