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Sarcastic Quotes on Life Facts – Life is not easy, but we can always coat it with a bit of sarcasm to make it look fancier. These cool sarcastic quotes on life facts that will bring a smile on your face. The stingy, prickly and ironic words are meant to help us make fun of problems and get over them with a smile.

Sarcasmnoun [ U ]

 UK  /ˈsɑː.kæz.əm/ US  /ˈsɑːr.kæz.əm/
​the use of remarks that clearly mean the opposite of what they say, made in order to hurt someone’s feelings or to criticize something in a humorous way (Source: Cambridge Dictionary)

Sarcastic Quotes on Life Facts

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.

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Don’t take life so seriously, it isn’t permanent.

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You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

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Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

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In the end, everything we do is just everything we’ve done.

You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

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In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.

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You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!

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I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large…

Find your patience before I lose mine.

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Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot…

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Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…

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If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

Tell me how I have upset you because I want to know how to do it again.

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I’ve lowered my expectations to the point where they’ve already been met!

My loyalty cannot be bought, however, it can be rented.

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Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go.

Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.

Sarcastic Quotes on Life Facts

Those who laugh last think slowest.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

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A backward poet writes inverse.

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Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery…

I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

People say that laughter is the best medicine…your face must be curing the world!

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Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

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A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Whoever said nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Save a tree, eat a beaver! Hurray for Earth Day!

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You sound better with your mouth closed.

Well, my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

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If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Sarcastic Quotes on Life Facts

Let’s share, You’ll take the grenade, I’ll take the pin.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

You never learn anything by doing it right.

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Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

I can resist everything except temptation.

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A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.

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A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

I hope these witty sarcasm words put a smile on your face 🙂
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